Winsor Pilates Experience
On a cold, rainy January afternoon, I did something terribly embarrassing -- something I thought I'd never do. I found myself parked in front of the television entranced by the wild promises of a trim, blond woman in a skin-tight tank top. Mari Winsor told me that if I stuck with her Winsor Pilates program for 10 sessions, I'd see a difference. In 30 sessions, I'd have a new body.
Maybe it was because I hadn't been able to bring myself to go running for about eight weeks because my blood has thinned to the point that Texas winters feel Ukrainian-cold. Or maybe it was because of that Sex and the City episode in which a naked Kim Cattrall explains her knockout body in one word: "Pilates." (Pronounce this like Joan Rivers saying "Pah-leeeze" with an aht in the middle.)
It doesn't matter why I did it. It just matters that I did. I gave in to an infomercial, and two weeks and -- ka-ching -- $46.85 later, three videotapes arrived.
I had no idea what I was getting into, but I figured 30 days of anything couldn't be that bad.
Or could it?
Here are the high- and lowlights of what happened in my 30 first dates with Pilates.
Day 1: One of the three tapes in the Winsor Pilates packet is called Basics Step-by-Step. I leap out of bed in the morning, toss on some sweat pants and follow Winsor through the motions. It feels like nothing.
Having grown up in the Jane "feel the burn" Fonda era, I am vastly disappointed. It can't be working if I am not feeling extreme pain.
That night, I skip the 20-minute workout and dive right into the 57-minute Accelerated Body Sculpting video. There are several exercises I realize I can't do and never will be able to. I had scoliosis as a kid and have a long, steel rod in my back that keeps me from keeling over sideways and also keeps me from bending my lower back or lying on my stomach.
I skip exercises in which you're supposed to sit down, curl up like a ball and roll backward. I skip exercises in which you're supposed to sit down, lift both legs straight up in the air, grab your ankles and roll backward like a v-shaped ball. I skip half a dozen exercises that involve lying facedown on a mat.
The three women demonstrating the exercises on the tape move smoothly; I move spastically. And, I have trouble with the breathing. I'm always breathing out when Winsor is saying, "Breathe in." She keeps talking about "the powerhouse." She keeps saying all these exercises are "powerful." They don't feel powerful.
They feel like nothing.
Day 2: One thing I love about this program is that I just have to roll out of bed and turn on the television to do it. One thing I don't love about this program is that I still don't feel a thing while I'm doing the exercises. They can't be working.
But at lunchtime, I stand up from my desk and feel a pain in a place I never imagined I had a muscle. Who knew the lower butt could hurt so much?
Around 6 p.m., my abdomen feels achy, like it's been stretched too far. The pain is more subtle than the usual after-sports ache. It's insidious.
Day 3: With 27 days to go I still have my same old body, and it is finding these exercises harder, not easier. I suspect it's because I am actually starting to do them correctly. I start to feel discouraged about all the exercises I am skipping. I count them: eight.
Winsor irritates me. She never says anything new. I have developed a deep hatred for the woman on the main demonstration mat who does all the moves in an effortless manner. I am also annoyed that this morning exercise cuts into my Katie Couric time.
Day 4: A choreographer in town working with our local ballet company tells me that Joseph Pilates was a German fitness freak who developed his exercises for injured soldiers in World War I. He built some springed contraptions into hospital beds, which is why the Pilates machines he later developed look kind of like someone from Catch-22 should be lying in one with a full-body cast that has one hole for his mouth. When Pilates moved to New York City in the 1920s, he started a studio where he practiced "contrology," a program combining yoga, gymnastics, martial arts and ancient Greek training methods. Ballerinas went nuts over the program because it builds long, lean muscles. When he died in 1967, Pilates passed his studio on to Balanchine-trained Romana Kryzanowska (a lifetime devotee and, coincidentally, mother of Ballet Arlington's Paul Mejia). I learn that at the age of 80, Romana, as she's known, has just put out her first Pilates exercise DVDs. They show her swinging like a monkey on the steely apparatus.
Day 5: I am finding my powerhouse, which turns out to be the bands of muscle that run through the abdomen, lower back and buttocks. Several exercises cause my body to give off offensive sounds. I skip them when my husband's in the next room.
Day 6: I decide I must finally get a mat, as one of my elbows is suffering severe carpet burn. I find one up in the attic covered with dust and hose it down. Who needs to spend more money on this thing, I think.
Day 8: "I'm on Day 8 of Pilates," I tell my husband. "Well," he says. "They said you'd notice a difference by Day 10. Do you notice a difference?" "Yes," I announce. "I'm crippled."
Day 9: I discover, happily and unhappily, that now that I'm getting stronger, I can do many of the exercises I'd been skipping. When I say I can do them, I don't mean I can do them the way the stick figures on the video do them. The stick figures gently glide their legs over their heads while they're lying on their mats. Then they stretch their legs up to the ceiling in one poetic movement. I need at least two other appendages to help me do this exercise, called the jackknife. When I look in the mirror, I don't resemble the smooth-moving stick figures. I look like someone whose car has flipped and is in serious need of the Jaws of Life.
Day 12: My 10-year-old daughter watches the video with me. She makes me laugh. When Winsor implores not to "let your hips do the hula!" Hadley stands up and starts hula dancing. The next morning, despite mostly playing and not Pilates-ing, she tells me her stomach hurts. She says it feels like it's stretched.
Day 15: My husband tells me I'm not slumping as much since I started doing Pilates. "I slump?!" I shriek. "I slump?!?"
Day 20: I've been working out for three weeks and I don't feel more in shape. I go for a run and have to stop every five feet or so to breathe. Pilates has been challenging but in a nonaerobic way. My lung capacity is shot. I also need to work on my middle-aged arms, which aren't addressed in the workout I've been doing. In the afternoon, I see a Pilates Bodycircles video kit in a bookstore. It includes two foam-covered hoops that one apparently circles hula hooplike on the wrists to tone the arms. It's about $30, but the flabby arms must go. I have the cashier ring it up. Ka-ching.
Day 21: My child continues to liven up my Pilates sessions with her comic parodies. "Here's my variation, Mom!" she shouts gleefully, moving her small finger back and forth as I struggle to do the Teaser, a torturous movement in which you are supposed to do a sit-up when your legs are in a 45-degree angle from the floor. The Ana Cabán Bodycircles video is equally vicious. It brings tears to my eyes. But when I put my mat away for the day, my 10-year-old challenges me to a dance contest. I leap about the room, feeling more flexible than I have in years. I jump in the air and try to touch my toes. So this is the joy of Pilates, I think. The next day in the dentist's chair, my hips ache so much even after two Advil that I don't feel the hygienist digging deep into my gums.
Day 26: I find myself fast-forwarding through the Winsor tape, which is becoming tedious in its long explanations of how to do the exercises. I need something faster. I need Romana, the princess of Pilates, and her four-DVD set. It sells for $69.96.
Day 28: Romana barks out orders like a Nurse Ratched ballet teacher. The pace of her workouts is quicker, as I had hoped, but I miss the perky Ms. Winsor and her cheerful background music. I try Romana's hardest workout. It involves doing push-ups and clapping hands in the air in between each one. I think it involves clapping the feet in the air, too, but I'm not really sure because I just end up sitting on the floor and laughing. I am not ready for Romana. I put her in the closet. After a feverish online search, I find a new Winsor Maximum Burn Super Sculpting and Body Slimming DVD. Finally, the Fonda burn I've been craving. I order it -- and a shorter, 20-minute Maximum Burn, packaged together for just $27.95 plus shipping, a total of $32.94. Ka-ching. Ka-ching.
Day 30: The 30 days is over. I have not lost a pound, though my wallet is significantly lighter. The DVDs lined up in my closet total about $180.
I know that if I had been running instead of doing Pilates, I would have lost weight. But I would also have sharp knee pains. Instead, I feel better than I have in years. More flexible. Stronger. Less overall over-40 achy. I was thinking I'd be Kim-Cattrall-fit, but perhaps this is what they really meant when they said I'd have a new body in 30 days.
I resolve to keep doing Pilates the recommended three times a week and decide to add an aerobic workout twice a week. In fact, my husband and I make a spring workout pact. We'll skip the chocolate snacks at work. We'll limit ourselves to one glass of red wine when we drink. We'll exercise five times a week without fail.
He suggests that we stick with our new program for 30 days, and I say it sounds good to me.
I mean, why not? How bad can it be? And, you know, I tell him, maybe it will help you with your slumping.
The difference between yoga and Pilates
You can do both yoga and Pilates on mats. They're both low-impact exercises that promote a mind-body connection. Correct movement, flexibility and breathing are important in each. Women wear cute little drawstring pants and tank tops to do them both. And they're both incredibly popular in gyms across America.
There are many kinds of yoga, and since 2000, when a New York court ruled that Pilates was a generic term and couldn't be trademarked, all sorts of variations of Pilates have sprouted, many incorporating yoga moves.
Still, at their cores, the disciplines are different. Here's how:
Origin
When developed
Scope
Basic form
Muscle group focus
Major goals
Focus
YOGA
The East
5,000 years ago
Lifestyle philosophy
Static (except Ashtanga)
No single muscle group
Spiritual development through postures and breathing
How you feel
PILATES
The West
20th century
Exercise routine
Constantly moving
The "powerhouse" (abs, lower back, buttocks)
Physical conditioning through calistheniclike exercises
How you look
Sources: Inquirer News Service; Kathy Smith column; www.iVillage.com
Where to learn more about Pilates
Videos:
After some serious searching, I found all the tapes and DVDs I was looking for at www.collagevideo.com. Delivery was prompt, and the site was easy to use.
Classes:
Check your local YMCA or fitness club for Pilates mat classes or apparatus. Or try one of these local studios:
• Breathe Studio. 5200 Lovell Ave., Suite 152, Fort Worth. (817) 731-1700. Visit www.breathe-studios.com for class information and pricing.
• Soul Fitness. 1901 Montgomery St., Fort Worth. (817) 738-7685. Visit www.soul-fitness.com for current class schedule and pricing info.
• Pilates at Dancescape Studio, 1251 W. Magnolia, Fort Worth. (817) 924-4048.
-- Catherine Mallette
What does Pilates look like?
We asked Gemma Hobbes, owner of the new Breathe Studio for yoga and Pilates in Fort Worth's Ridglea area, and one of her instructors, Jacque Crossin, to demonstrate a few basic Pilates exercises. Here's how to do them:
1. The Pilates Hundred
Crossin shows this beginner's exercise, designed to warm up the body and make the abdomen stronger.
a. Lie flat on your mat with arms by your side. Bend your knees into your chest into a "chair" position
b. Stretch the legs out at an angle. (Keep legs bent or straight up at 90 degrees to make this easier.) Raise the head, tuck the chin into the chest and begin pumping the arms up and down.
c. Breathe in for five counts and out for five, until you reach 100, moving the arms up and down with each count.
2. The Teaser
This intermediate-level exercise, done beautifully here by Crossin, works on strength and control.
a. Lie flat on the mat and feel your navel sink into your spine. Extend arms over head, straight out past your ears. Bend your knees up into a "chair" position.
b. Stretch the legs out to a 45-degree angle.
c. Bring arms overhead, then gently roll up and reach arms toward your toes, inhaling as you go. Hold the position.
d. Gently roll back, one vertebrae at a time, bringing arms back over the head and exhaling.
e. Repeat three to eight times.
3. Leg, Small Circles
Hobbes demonstrates part of Pilates' side-kick series. This one works deep in the buttocks muscles and increases flexibility.
a. Lie on side, hips and shoulders stacked, head resting on your hand. Put the other hand in front of you on the floor to help you keep your balance. Bring your legs in front of you to a 45-degree angle.
b. Lift the top leg to hip height and point toe.
c. Begin "drawing" small circles in the air with your toe, stretching the leg outward. Circle clockwise five times, then in reverse five times. (To keep shoulders stacked properly, think of balancing a cup of coffee on the shoulder.)
4. The Seal
Good for the abdomen and to improve control. Barking as you clap your feet is optional.
a. Sit on the mat with knees bent and open. Bring your hands between the knees, reach around the calves to the outside of the ankles and grab the ankles.
b. With a rounded back, pick your feet up and balance on your tailbone. Clap your feet together 3 times.
c. With a curved back, roll back to your shoulders, keeping your chin tucked. Inhale as your roll back.
d. Roll forward and up, exhaling as you go, then balancing on your tailbone again. Clap your feet three times.
e. Repeat the motions six times.
